Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

...otherwise I wouldn't get it.


John Darkow, The Columbia Daily Tribune, Missouri


My horrified reaction on reading this had nothing to do with the assassination joke. Lincoln is fair game already.

No. What I find so distasteful is how the joke is spelled out. Darkow does all the work for us. He throws every clue he can think of into the first bubble. And it's not even a real observation.

Then he klutzes up Lincoln's line. Instead of 'I need that' he goes with the awkward I'd need that.

Lastly: the suitcase/luggage with baggage written on the side… Can we ask for another joke from these cartoonists. It's like a competition to see who can tell the joke last.

See more of Darkow's work.



† I've even heard some good James A. Garfield jokes. But it's still too soon for McKinley.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Now for the controversial stuff

I really don't mean to offend anyone. But the most overrated people on Saturday Night Live over the years:

Dan Akroyd: I'm sorry but he has never made me laugh. Not as Elwood Blues. Not as Jimmy Carter.
Dana Carvey: "Well isn't that special" is not a funny punchline and neither is "Satan!?" Chopping Broccoli was a high point. But not enough to justify the legend.
Adam Sandler: C'mon. Are you really going to defend his sketches?
Darrell Hammond: I know. He isn't that highly rated. But his impressions are. And they're really not that good. His McCain is quite bad. His Clinton was good but Clinton's so easy to do. His Regis is passable. His Sean Connery: meh. His Geraldo: surprisingly good actually.

The Most Underrated:
Rachel Dratch: her characters were consistently very funny. But even just her Debbie Downer character is enough for me.
Joe Piscopo: A journeyman not a genius. But he doesn't deserve the ridicule he gets. His Sinatra was really good.

Most Deserving of The Adulation:
Gilda Radner: You'll burn in hell if you disagree.
Bill Murray: His lounge singer made me who I am.
Tina Fey: One of the best writers the show has ever had. And she saved Weekend Update.

Most overrated hosts:
John Goodman
Tom Hanks: looks too much like he's playing a comedian for the night. He hams it up. If you ever saw Bosom Buddies you've seen all the goofy faces and voices he relies on.

Best Host:
Alec Baldwin: His timing is perfect. He never looks like he's trying to be funny so he plays straight well. But he can broaden his performances. He plays the melodramatic comedy easily. He makes fun of himself. He can carry a scene.

Most Surprisingly Good Host:
Justin Timberlake (Almost a tie: Donald Trump isn't as good, but he's more of a surprise.)

Friday, November 7, 2008

Is This Thing Off?

Casey's right. I need to lighten up. (See previous post.) 'Cause really Olbermann is really just gloating and doing the 'We won! Nyeah Nyeah Nyeah' dance. And we've all done it and we haven't hurt anyone.

And really, tuffguys like Limbaugh and O'Reilly can take it.

So I really need to watch this whole sense of humor thing because I'm starting to wobble at the wheels. One minute I'm arguing that humor and snide comments are fine. Necessary even. The next I'm saying they're meaningless and possibly even harmful. What's safe with me?

Well thank the gods that there's a part of me that thinks maybe the jokes just need to be funnier.


I recently ran across this one on a social network from an acquaintance:

To my friends out there​ who do not support Barack Obama,​ I have good news for you. President elect​ Barack Obama has released his first tax cuts, effective Jan 20 2009 the following items​ will be tax exempt.

Water​melon​
Kool-Aid
Grape​ Soda
and Fried​ Chick​en


I could have blamed and said 'You are a racist and you must stop! You are what's wrong with America!' But instead I went with the calm and even tempered and non-judgmental approach.

Is this the best you've got? If you'​re going​ to spread a racist joke at least​ try to find a funny​ one.


And that attempt at even-handed redirection was met with the following.

Sorry​ every​body I was trying to make light​ of a scary​ future. I will try not to ever smile​ again​,​ will that make you happy​?​ What a typical liberal democrat,​ no measureable [sic] sense​ of humor​.


Well the writer obviously missed my point. I'd be happy to see him to smile again. Just not about lame jokes. Laugh. Laugh away. But tell a joke that I haven't heard 255 times from the 4th graders who stumble over passages from the Dick and Jane reader.

And this it got me thinking. I have to admit that my comment was pretty damn pissy. I probably should have just bumped his shoulder and said Aw shucks you got some clever joking there. Or maybe just moved on. Because when it comes to funny I have always argued that you can't argue with laughs. And he got some laughs on the post. No question.

So is it the funny/not funny issue. I think I have a pretty good sense of humor, and I'm pretty hard to offend, and still there are some jokes that I just don't find funny. I mean really. Highlights for Kids has been fucking weak lately. Do I speak up every time I hear a really stupid knock knock joke? No. That'd make me an asshole. Especially since it's stupid little kids telling the stupid little jokes. They'll grow out of it. They'd better. I've got nieces and nephews and I'm kinda getting sick of the act.

And when I'm around adults that tell stupid jokes. I'm not a jerk, rolling my eyes and groaning not...funny... after every lame punchline.

So what the hell is driving me to respond to these joke with disapproval? Have my liberal views in fact killed my sense of humour? Or even a little part of it? And if so, what part?

Sunday, November 2, 2008

From my house I can see Belgium!



Fake Sarkozy: We have the equivalent of Joe the plumber in France. It's called Marcel the Guy with bread under his armpit.

Real Palin: Right. That's what it's all about. It's the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.


Look -- if your system can't weed out crank calls to make sure that it really is a head of state that you're speaking with…

Come on. This joke's gone on long enough. Let's get to the punchline already. Two days…

Thursday, October 30, 2008

For the Glory of Satan



This is a fantastic combination of the satirical and the serious.

And 2 or 3 of my readers might agree that the huffer looks like someone we know -- think 'do you want to get some money for your old textbooks?'

(via Mr Verb)

Monday, October 27, 2008

The Rickles Loophole

When Don Rickles was accused of being racist he would make the point that he makes fun of everybody. I'm all for comedy being offensive. But still it's one thing to make fun of a white couple for looking boring and another to make fun of a black couple for looking like criminals.

And for many people, comparing a black man to a monkey crosses all sorts of lines. But what if you're comparing both a black man and a white man to monkeys? And a woman to a pitbull-monkey?

TheSock Obama is relying on a strange type of equality. Eah whatever.




The real hypocrisy on the page is the warning: Beware of cheap imitators. Then the product images still sport that classy timestamp. They're professionals.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

David Sedaris on Indecision

It isn't Sedaris' funniest essay, and he certainly didn't intend it to be primarily funny. Still it has moments like this passage:

The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.


And this line: [C]alling yourself a maverick is a sure sign that you’re not one.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

:)

Monday evening (see previous post for video), Rachel Maddow asked David Frum to address his criticism of the McCain campaign. She quoted him saying that by focussing on the Ayers connection the campaign (and others) are whipping Republicans and conservatives into a fury that's going to be very hard to calm after November.

Frum's response:
Well I think you were talking…um…through much of the show about the matter of tone in our politics…um…and yet I think we are seeing an intensification of some of the ugliness of tone…um…that has been a feature of American politics in the past eight years. I mean, this show unfortunately is itself an example of&hellipof that problem [ ] with it's heavy sarcasm and…and sneering and its disregard for a lot of the substantive issues that…that really are important. um…And I would hate to see Republicans go probably into opposition sustaining this terrible cycle of unseriousness about politics: about turning it into a spectator sport. The party's going to have some important rebuilding to do. It's gonna have to do that in an intelligent way and we're all gonna have to do better than we've been doing, including in the past forty minutes.


Maddow:
Do you think that my tone on this show is equivalent to people calling Barack Obama uh somebody who pals around with terrorists people yelling from the s— people yelling from the audience at McCain/Palin rallies bomb Obama kill him off with his head traitor……do you…are you accusing me of…of…of…of an equivalence in tone?


Frum:
I don't think that's an important question. I think the question is, given the small por— plate of responsibility that you personally have how do you manage that responsibility. The fact that other people fail in other ways is not an excuse for you failing in your way.


It is an important question because she's trying to get at the crux of his disapproval. If in fact he is trying to defend the point of his original criticism, and to make it clear that Maddow too is whipping people into a fury then he needs to make a better argument that she has contributed something. How has she? What in the last 40 minutes does he connect to a mob mentality? Show us the loosed blood-dimmed tide.

For Frum to chastise Maddow for excusing herself by other people's failure takes a tiny pair of conservative balls. And I disagree with Casey, who in his comment praises Frum's dismissal of the question's importance. It's not an awesome response. It's not a 'yes.' It's a 'no.' First he says that her question about the Republican rhetoric isn't worth addressing because she has the same mud on her. She holds up the grime from each and asks if they are the same type of muck and he's not willing to answer. She asks about the specific effects of rhetoric and he rests on an accusation that her rhetoric is just as guilty of contributing to hateful passion. He can only make this claim if he believes that differences in tone aren't important.

More on Casey's comment

Comparing Maddow/Olbermann et al to Limbaugh/O'Reilly et al is fair. Each side says of the other 'they're wrong.' Both sides start hurling accusations of Nazi-like values at the other. It's easy to say 'We need to have more intelligent conversations. We need to be civil.' But then what is an intelligent conversation? And we have to define civility in order to say it's the solution. Is it about making a disrespectful but calm argument? Is it a civil or intelligent argument that reshapes and disregards the direction of a question? That purposeful misstates an opposing argument? Is it simply being calm and self-assured?

And Casey's analogy doesn't work. Maddow is speaking specifically about attacks that accuse Obama of terrorist sympathizing. She is questioning the content and the manner with which the McCain campaign has recklessly encouraged fear in order to continue some of the most horrible legacies of this country: the accusations that continue to work in hand with cries for violence and indifference to oppression.

In Casey's analogy the two parties walk past the same burning house and talk about the action they believe is warranted. That's not what's happening in the current political discussions. The parties here are talking about acceptable action towards different groups and using what they believe are valid arguments in support of their proposals. Yes Maddow chuckles and shrugs glibly. Her content goes so far as to say that Republicans should not win an election. Such disrespect.

Of course every voice contributes to a debate. That's a banal observation. But is her contribution really the same? Is her sarcasm a problem? A part of the problem?

To reshape the analogy as I see it:

Citizen1 stands in front of a group and points at a house. 'That blackfamily might sympathize with those witches and communists that we all agreed to hate.' Should we elect them? The crowd yells Kill them! Or at least burn down the house!

Citizen2 stands there and says 'Citizen1 is a clown and he's inciting hate. Don't believe him. Don't elect him. Unless you liked It.'

Frum and Casey say "Both are doing the same thing."

Bullshit. That claim holds that an irreverent and satirical style is part of the same problem of unseriousness that leads to pleas for violence and cries of hatred. That they are different only by their respective level of ugliness. Just how do we measure that ugliness? The argument fails in part because it is attempting an aesthetic judgment where Maddow is attempting a moral an practical one.

Political discourse has always been the most fertile field for satire and ridicule. And presenting only the egregious inconsistencies or the ridiculous simplicity of an any argument has a long tradition outside politics. Farther back than Shakespeare's sonnet 130. Farther back than the Preacher who turns against everything as vanity vanity. What? Is he serious? Well he better be or else he's being irresponsibly irreverent. Such matters must never be addressed with unseriousness! How about the G-d character in the parable of Job: the big guy himself asks (with just a skosh of ironic sarcasm) And exactly where were you when I made all this? How exactly have you shown that your opinions matter? That you're even able to understand a tiny part of what I'm doing. (I paraphrase of course.)

So too we have to say Shut up sometimes. We have to glare angrily and say Your form and your content are stiflingly familiar. They're the same arguments that have rationalized a systems of oppression and a philosophies of genocide. I yell shut up and think on identifying simple arguments effectively emboldening racist fervor. And you're going to tell me that shut up is part of the problem. That's the same argument that attacks Liberation Theology, claiming it's as racist as white supremacy. It's a misunderstanding of an entire philosophy. It's a surrender to immediate confusion and explaining it by crying ill-intent.

Arguments are not harmful simply because of bias. They're not false because of bias. They're not even necessarily weak because of bias. And the best response to a biased argument is examination. The best response to hatred is disagreement. When liberal blowhards don't agree with a conservative pigs I expect them to speak up. And when conservative windbags disagree with liberal pinkos I expect the same.

I roll my eyes at at least half of Olbermann's rants. And I get a little tired of Maddow grimacing and saying what? while she shakes her head in disbelief. Both of them present skewed analyses of facts. They're good for entertainment. Right before The Daily Show. I glean my news from the Reuters and AP wire, from the Wall Street Journal, from The New York Times, from the Washington Post, from FOXNews, from the Boston Globe, from C-SPAN. When I quote a politician I check it against any video that gives me enough context. But those entertaining shows can be good for a focus through exaggeration. For an expression of judgement that doesn't compete with the task of representing a constituency. Plumbing all these sources, we can still defended Palin against misleading accusations and use sarcasm to ridicule her. Is one more important or more helpful than the other?

For generations people have been lamenting that the discussion is in the gutter. Recently, remember when Jon Stewart made such a great point arguing with Tucker Carlson? He really schooled him didn't he? Except that I disagreed with Stewart then and I still disagree. He was doing exactly what he was saying Carlson was doing. And he held Carlson to a artificial standard of a pundit's responsibility. Stewart defended his satire saying that he was on the same channel as crank-calling puppets. That's true. And the pundits shouting at each other are on a channel flanked by Comedy Central just above, and E! just below. Arguments take all forms. The inflammatory and boisterous spitfests are not new, nor are they the only game in town.

We're big kids now. We're not learning from the talking heads. They're giving us some arguments to use as a barrel, but we've already chosen the values we want to use as ammunition. Frum's argument was not annoying because he said anything harmful. He just used a poor attack to avoid answering a question. Maddow didn't have to go after his hook but she did. And he wasted an opportunity to make a better case for the factors he believes are leading to the mere anarchy among some voters. He can of course just say that her sarcasm contributes. Then he can change course and say that her jokes betray her shallow intentions. And he can hope we simply believe him. Casey might buy it. I don't.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Frum Plays the Gandhi Card



I must say Rachel Maddow shows an almost Obama like serenity in dealing with this piece.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Interesting Strategy



From The Jed Report.